Sunday, February 27, 2011

Melaque, Jalisco, Mexico - 2/27/2011




I think I've caught a traveling nervous disorder, although I'm not 100% certain since it hasn't happened in three's just yet. The first symptom occurred on January 4th, 2011, when Aimee and I were held up at customs in super long lines, and our flight left without us (my first missed flight ever). Then this morning, not even two months later, I found myself standing at an empty gate, wondering why my flight wasn't boarding at a mere 5-minutes to the scheduled departure - and the attendant told me that it had boarded at a different gate 25 minutes prior. So much for getting to the airport super early in hopes of blazing through security (which I had). Anywho, I was quickly put on the next available flight which turned out to be only 30 minutes later, and I was on my way once again! International connection crisis averted! Fast forward one gross Burger King breakfast and seven hours later, and you'd find me casually laying on the oddly soft crab grass at the Manzanillo Aeropuerto, waiting for some form of Christian (maybe a Catholic, a Baptist, or even someone resembling the friend I'm meeting) to appear an sweep me away to an aquatic Mexican paradise. But no one was there, so I opened my new TSA locks on my Pelican case (first time traveling with it in a non-work related journey) and snapped off a shot of me on said crabgrass (again, surprisingly soft!), and contemplated nothing - it was great. Minutes later and with a slowly-clearing cache of city-life opening my brain up to more brilliant colors and smells, a Christian tried to creep up from behind me, but I saw him and foiled his plot to startle me (that's Danny - 2, Christian - 0, for the record). After a good embrace, hello, and introduction to the kindly and providing Kip (or Christobol) who was giving us a ride back to Melaque, we cranked the A/C worked our way to the beach. Past the truck filled with maniquins, around the roadside machinegun turrets, to Grandmother's house we go! We arrived at the Bungalows at San Pedro 20-something minutes later, and upon exiting the car Christian began singing "Maria....!" in his best WSS immatation. And yes, I just abbreviated a classic. Anywho, out onto the second story veranda peeks a slender, beautiful woman with a voice like...well, a French-Canadian Chinese Jazz singer. And, low and behold, if she isn't just that! Now this may seem a bit odd here in Mexico, but in fact this small town is nearly run-over by Canadians! Seriously, population density almost puts the local Mexicans in the minority! Seriously? Well, for what it's worth, the tacos are cheap, the language barrier isn't inpenetrable, and the mood is positive and mild. But then again, it IS Sunday night, and we caught the tail end of the 7-o'clock mass as we were strolling the streets looking for a specific pizza joint with a Pink Floyd poster of painted ladies. Fast forward two hours, we ate the pizza, I attempted to teach 13 to Maria and Christian with a non-suited deck of Mexican cards (40 cards, apparently...), and failed. So then it turned to magic tricks using the before-mentioned Mexican cards, followed by more laughs and ultimately, failure. : ) I've got internet access tonight, and some time to unwind, so I thought I'd hit up the ol' blogger before we said off for a few weeks (I have no idea when I'll be in a city again, except for when I fly out of Acapulco on the 12th. In the photos above, you'll see an aerial photo of the bay, and another of the bay we're anchored in. If you look directly south of the "M" in Melaque, where that line meets the beach is where we are, and it's a nice anchorage. Sandy bottom, northern protection, limited swell wrap, and easy-access tacos. Mmm-Mmmm-Good.

Alright, I'm off to watch a movie - peace yo!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Working on the Wilderness Discoverer 2-24-11





Today was cold, and I just happen to be installing two watermakers on the back, exterior deck of the WND, and I had snow blowing in my face for a good part of the day. Yay. Anywho, weather complaint aside, the work has been enjoyable, forgettable, and ultimately satisfactory. For my first three weeks I installed new overhead recessed lighting for the dining room, lounge, bar, and purser's office using run-of-the-mill Home Depot lighting, and for the last week I've been installing two 1800GPD reverse-osmosis watermakers, a project that I'll be finishing in mid-March when I return from Mexico. I leave for Manzanillo on Sunday morning quite early, but I'm already packing gear, buying supplies for Christian (top of the list: Starburst and Jolly-Rancher jelly beans... : ), organizing computer files, and cleaning off the desk. Interestingly enough, the only time my desk looks like I want it to is when I leave for somewhere, but it's otherwise overflowing. Anywho, here are a few photos from the project: I've been quite slow in updating the ol' blog recently, and it kills me...inside.

Cheers,

Danny

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Hacking - 2/23/11

For the first time in my life I had an email account hijacked, raped, pillaged, and plundered. Fortunately it wasn't a critical account, but the way the hacker went about things was quite tricky, and well tailored to my lifestyle. The violator sent a message with the following text:

-----Original Message-----
From: Dan Blanchard
Sent: Wed, Feb 23, 2011 6:50 pm
Subject: Please respond it's very urgent

It’s me, Danny , I really don't mean to inconvenience you right now, I made a little trip to UK and I misplaced my luggage that contains my passport and credit cards, I know this may sound odd, but it all happened very fast. I need to get a new passport and a ticket, but I'm short of funds to pay for my ticket and other miscellaneous expense. Please, can you lend me some funds to get a ticket? I'll be willing to pay back as soon as I get home.

Please respond as soon as you get this message, so I can forward you my details to send the funds to me, OR you can drop a message via the hotel's desk phone if you can. The numbers are, +447024035615.

I await your response
Dan Blanchard

----End of Message-----

I find this quite crafty, in that the story probably came off as a bit believable in my case, as I do more traveling (vacation or not) than the average Joe, and would likely contact friends and loved ones via email, as nobody these days really memorizes phone numbers. Anywho, I hope nobody was fooled into calling the hotel, or emailing the Violator with Western Union wire transfers (although if you did, thanks for being such a good, if not a bit gullible, friend! : )

In other news, I've been working on the Wilderness Discoverer for the past 3-weeks, and will be continuing to work there until the boats sail to Alaska in early May. I had originally planned on working on my boat during this time, but it's freaking cold, and I had to opportunity to make some good money on a heated boat - so yes, I make lemonade. When the boats are gone I'll switch over to Rafiki mode, and spend the summer working on her, and her alone! I don't plan on working for $$ over the summer, so my weekends will be spent adventuring, drinking, eating, and socializing to my heart's content, and the weekday will be a wonderful bliss of checking account depletion and sailboat completion.

Also: I'm leaving for Manzanillo on Sunday morning to visit my friend Christian in Mexico, and I'll be spending two weeks with him exploring that neck of the world while at the same time sailing to Acapolco, where I fly out of. I'm still back and forth about bringing an onslaught of camera gear down with me, but we'll just see how I feel when the time comes.

Until later,

Peace yo!